Because the difference between 17 and 18 is enormous
In a gigantic sigh of relief from the Miley Ray Cyrus camp, R. “Chocolate Factory” Kelly disclosed to BET reporters that he is not, in fact, interested in anyone illegal. Kelly led in that he has “some...
View ArticleTake it from Snee: We need more swearing exceptions
As a child, my parents had a no swearing rule. They worked hard to clean up their language, and the resulting stress caused them to flip out whenever I broke that rule. There was one morning, though,...
View ArticleWhy even bother with the coin toss?
Quick, think of the three people physically closest to you right now. If you’re alone, just think of three people you happen to know. Good. Now, do you believe that God decides the outcome of sporting...
View ArticleYou Missed It: Space monkey edition
I’ll say this first: I really like watching football, especially the NFL. However, I think we get a bit too hyped for the Super Bowl. Yes, it’s a championship game, but the frenzy leading up to it is a...
View ArticleYou Missed It: Feline down edition
Who wouldn’t vote for a cat with a drinking problem into elected office? Even though it was a short week, it’s been a long week. It seems like everyone I know has had a hectic four days back at work,...
View ArticleYou Missed It: End of 2013 edition
Choose your weapon and let’s do this. If you’re reading this, congratulations. You’ve survived another year. We made it through a perilous 2013, filled with bad things happening, disappointing movies...
View ArticleThe McBournie Minute: Why is baseball obsessed with retirement funerals?
In case you missed the announcement last week, Derek Jeter is going to retire from baseball after this season. It makes sense. He’s been in Major League Baseball for two decades, broken all sorts of...
View ArticleYou Missed It: Black and blue edition
It just doesn’t have the same effect without jets of fire shooting up behind him. More than 50 years ago, the White House and the press had a cordial relationship. That’s how Kennedy got away with...
View ArticleYou Missed It: End of 2015 edition
I will be drinking every single one of these in the next half hour. And just like that, 2015 is over. It seems like only yesterday we were talking about how miserable a year 2014 was. I, for one, think...
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